Just something to laugh...
FOR A NOBLE CAUSE
I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half an hour
when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I roll down my window and ask,
"What's going on?"
''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few politicians. They're
asking for a RM10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
I innocently asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"Most people are giving about a gallon"