FOR A NOBLE CAUSE I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I roll down my window and ask, "What's going on?" ''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few politicians. They're asking for a RM10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." I innocently asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?" "Most people are giving about a gallon"